As the oldest and a female out of my siblings, I can confirm that there is no greater wrath than that of an older sister. Even though we can torture our younger siblings to the ends of the Earth, the moment you touch one of them, the gloves come off and you better run for your life.
This rule holds especially true when it comes to 12-year-old Ava’s little sister.
Ava recently discovered her little sister was being bullied at school and immediately came up with the sassiest plan imaginable to put and end to it…
The girls’ babysitter Daisy discovered Ava’s plot and shared it online for the world to see. Obviously, no one in their right mind would ever mess with Ava’s younger sister again after reading her note.
Ava created an incredibly sarcastic, rather blunt “invitation” for her sister’s bullies to stop being mean. On the front of the bright pink card in cheery letters, Ava wrote: “You’re Invited!” But on the inside, things got serious. Fast.
You, Elke, Grace and Ashley are officially invited to stop being jerks to my sister!
When: Right now!!
“What to bring: Bring your nasty attitude and throw it right in the trash can!
Why: You guessed it folks, you’re being jerks!
RSVP: Ava at (859)-BYE-JERK or Ava@kindlyfreakingstop.com
If you can’t make it, don’t worry, you are welcome to come to my angry and emotional 7th grader wrath instead!”
Ava’s brilliant card wasn’t done just yet – she really had to hammer the point home on the back of the invitation.
“Really though. Stop.”
After writing “stop” in English, she proceeded to write it out in 20 other languages “cause [sic] English isn’t enough 4 you!”
Unless these bullies are brainless, they’ll leave Ava’s little sister alone in the future. Nobody wants to deal with the wrath of an emotional seventh-grader… No one.